Medicine or Magic?
Max Levy goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health. "Max, you're in excellent shape – for an 85 year old man. But I'm not a magician. I can't make you any younger," says the doctor.
"Who asked you to make me younger?" says Max. "I'm paying you to make sure I'm getting older!"