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The Eight Days of Chanukah

On the first night of Chanukah my true love gave to me Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the second night of Chanukah, my true love gave to me 2 Kosher pickles and Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the third night of Chanukah, my true love gave to me 3 pounds of corned beef 2 Kosher pickles and Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the fourth night of Chanukah, my true love gave to me

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the fifth night of Chanukah, my true love gave to me

5 bowls of chicken soup

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the sixth night of Chanukah, my true love gave to me

6 pickled herrings

5 bowls of chicken soup

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the seventh night of Chanukah, my true love gave to me

7 noodle kugels

6 pickled herrings

5 bowls of chicken soup

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the eighth night of Chanukah, my true love gave to me

8 Alka- Seltzer

7 noodle kugels

6 pickled herrings

5 bowls of chicken soup

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

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