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Oh Olive Oil!

"Oh, Olive Oil!"--To the Tune of "Oh Chanukah, Oh Chanukah"

Oh, Olive Oil, Oh Olive Oil,

Come Lower my Cholesterol.

Boost my good HDL and smite the bad LDL!

Envelope my latkes and coat my arteries,

Helping fry up donuts and battling disease.

And eve-ry De-cem-ber,

You set my menorah aglow,

You help maintain my weight,

And you always taste so great,

And you liven up the parties we throw!

I love you Olive Oil,

You're the best friend to a goyl,

Who doesn't want her waistline to grow!

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