My Son the Doctor
Leah meets her old friend Naomi and they start talking about their families. "So how's your son getting on?" Leah asks.
"Oy," replies Naomi, kvelling, "what naches my Sheldon gives me. He's now a qualified doctor and has just opened an office in the City. His patients all work for the top banks, brokers, insurance companies, you name it. Sheldon is a very good doctor, Leah, you should go see him for a check up."
"Listen, Naomi," replies Leah, "I'm in perfect health, so who needs a check up?"
"Don't worry Leah," says Naomi. "My Sheldon is such a good doctor -- he'll find something."