Driving Miss Lazy
Aaron and Sally are driving back from a short holiday when they get in a minor accident. Aaron wasn't concentrating and he hit a parked car. Fortunately, no one is hurt. Within minutes a police officer arrives at the scene.
"So what happened?" the officer asks Aaron, smiling. "How did you manage to hit a parked car?"
Aaron immediately replies, "It was my wife's fault"
"Why do you say that?" asks the officer, making notes.
"Because," replies Aaron, "she fell asleep in the back seat!"