The Marriage Proposals
Sarah is talking to her friend Estelle. "I just don't know what's the matter with you, Estelle. You're nearly 30 years old and you're still not married. Don't you want a husband?"
"Of course I do," replies Estelle.
"Then I don't understand. You've got great looks and a nice figure, so why haven't you had any proposals?"
"But you're wrong there," replies Estelle, "I've been asked to get married dozens of times."
"Really?" says Sarah. "By whom?"
"By my parents!" replies Estelle.