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What's for Lunch?

There were three men: one Scottish, one Irish, and one Jewish. Every day they went to work. They were builders, working on the top of a building.

One day, the Scottish man pulls out his lunch and says "TUNA! I hate TUNA! If my wife gives me tuna one more time I'm gonna jump off this building!"

The Irish man says "EGG! I hate EGG! If my wife gives me egg one more time I'm gonna jump off this building!"

The Jewish man says "HUMOUS! I hate Humous! If my wife gives me humous one more time I'm gonna jump off this building!"

The next day the Scottish man pulls out his lunch and says "TUNA! That's it!" and jumps off the building.

The Irish man says "EGG! That's it!" and jumps off the building.

The Jewish man says "HUMOUS! That's it!" and jumps off the building.

The next day the wives of the three men are interviewed by the police.

The Scottish and Irish wives say, "If he had just had just told me that he didn't like it I would have made him something different."

The Jewish wife says "I don't understand. He always made his own sandwiches."

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