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Joys of Being a Mother in Law

An elderly woman is sitting in the hospital waiting room, waiting while her daughter-in-law gives birth. A while later, a doctor comes out.

"Mrs. Goldburg, I have wonderful news! Your daughter-in-law just gave birth to twins! A boy in a girl, they are perfectly healthy! Mazel Tov!"

Mrs. Goldburg turns to Mrs. Rubenstein, who is seated next to her. "Isn't it wonderful? And look at that, my daughter-in-law just gave birth to twins, and my son works in the Twin Cities!" said Mrs. Goldburg.

A while later, another doctor comes out and walks over to Mrs. Rubenstein, another woman waiting for her daughter-in-law to give birth.

"Mrs. Rubenstein, Mazel Tov! Your daughter-in-law just gave birth to triplets! They are beautiful and healthy, and your daughter-in-law is fine."

Mrs. Rubenstein turns to Mrs. Cohen who is seated next to her.

Mrs. Rubenstein says, "Can you believe it? My daughter-in-law just had triplets, and my son works at Triple-A!"

Mrs. Cohen gets up and begins to gather her things. "I have to get out of here! My son works at Seven-Up!"

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