Watch the Watch
Sammy has stolen the rabbi's gold watch. He didn't feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night to go to the rabbi.
"Rabbi, I stole a gold watch."
"But Sammy! That's forbidden! You should return it immediately!"
"What shall I do?"
"Give it back to the owner."
"Do you want it?"
"No, I said return it to its owner."
"But he doesn't want it."
"Mmm...interesting. In that case, you can keep it."