Watch the Watch
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Watch the Watch

Sammy has stolen the rabbi's gold watch. He didn't feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night to go to the rabbi.

"Rabbi, I stole a gold watch."

"But Sammy! That's forbidden! You should return it immediately!"

"What shall I do?"

"Give it back to the owner."

"Do you want it?"

"No, I said return it to its owner."

"But he doesn't want it."

"Mmm...interesting. In that case, you can keep it."

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