A Woman Scorned

Source: www.awordinyoureye.com

Joshua is mega-rich and is always lavishing expensive presents on his wife, Naomi. But today, Joshua is in big trouble. He has forgotten that it's their wedding anniversary. Oy Veh!

Naomi looks him in his eyes and says, in a very serious manner, "Tomorrow, Joshua, there had better be something for me outside our garage that goes from 0 to 200 in next to no time at all, or else....."

Naomi gets up early next morning, opens her front door and finds a small package outside the garage. She opens it and finds, of all things, a brand new scale for her bathroom.

 

 

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