click here to jump to start of article
Join Our Newsletter

Get latest articles and videos with Jewish inspiration and insights​




A Date to Remember

Source: www.awordinyoureye.com

Moshe and Sadie, both in their seventies, are driving to the beach when they decide to stop at a nice restaurant for a bite to eat. After finishing their meal, they get back into their car and continue on their journey. But 15 minutes after leaving, Sadie suddenly says, "Moshe, you've got to turn around and go back to the restaurant. I left my glasses on the table."

"I don't believe it," Moshe shouts angrily at her, "you silly old woman! You'll forget your head one day."

Moshe turns the car around and starts driving. All the way there, he's grumpy and makes many snide comments like, "Your memory is getting really bad," and "Because of you, we won't make it to the mountain in time to see the sunset." The more he rebukes Sadie, the more agitated he becomes and he doesn't let up for the entire drive back to the restaurant.

To Sadie's relief, they finally arrive back at the restaurant. As she gets out of the car and hurries inside to retrieve her glasses, Moshe yells to her, "And while you're in there, Sadie, you might as well get my hat. I left it in the cloakroom."

Submit a Joke to Jewlarious

Your Email Address:

Your Name:

(Press the top button next to the Captcha logo to load new words.)
Sign up today!