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One evening, Sy Feldman and his friend John McConnell are at a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter takes out two steaks, Sy quickly picks out the bigger steak for himself.

Sy: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

John: "The smaller piece, of course."

Sy: "What are you so upset about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?

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