One evening, Sy Feldman and his friend John McConnell are at a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter takes out two steaks, Sy quickly picks out the bigger steak for himself.
Sy: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
John: "The smaller piece, of course."
Sy: "What are you so upset about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?