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The Wise Rabbi


Sadie has a problem so she goes to see the very wise Rabbi Levy. She asks him, "Two members of our shul, Bernard Himmelfarb and Jacob Gold, are both in love with me, Rabbi and I don't know which one to choose. Who will be the lucky man?"

Rabbi Levy replies, "Jacob will marry you, Sadie, but Bernard will be the lucky man."

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