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In the Navy

A young recruit in the Israeli navy named Dudu was being put through the paces by the experiences Captain Barak.

"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"

"Throw out an anchor, sir," Dudu replied.

"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked Captain Barak.

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

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