Romantic Lighting

Halfway through a romantic dinner at Chez Ricardo, Sid Samuels smiled at his wife Esther and said, "You look so beautiful under these lights."

Esther was falling in love with Sid all over again until he added, "We gotta get some of these lights."

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June 19, 2013 / 11 Tammuz 5773

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