Kicking the Habit
A couple of hours into Sarah’s visit with her mother Sadie, Sadie noticed that her daughter – a chain smoker - hadn't lit up a cigarette once. "Are you trying to kick the habit?" Sadie asked.
"No," Sarah replied, "I've got a cold and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."
"You know," Sadie observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."