Starting the Car
Estelle Sapperstein came home to her husband Sol and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is." Sol asked her what it was and she told him that there was water in the carburetor.
Sol thought for a moment, then said, "Don’t take this the wrong way honey but you don't know the carburetor from the catalytic converter!"
"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor!" she insisted.
"OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake."