8 Nights of Presents?
Jacob and John are walking to school one day and Jacob is describing his new Playstation 2 to John. "Where did you get that?" John asked "I got it last night for Chanukah," said Jacob.
"What's Chanukah?" John asked.
"It's the Jewish holiday where we get presents every night for eight nights to celebrate the festival of lights."
"Wow, I wish we got that!" John exclaimed.
The next day on the way to school John runs up to Jacob, curious to see what he got. He sees that Jacob is upset, "What's wrong? Where's your present from last night?" asks John.
Jacob holds up a ball of crumpled wrapping paper, "It was leftovers night."