Are you going my way?

Moshe Rosenberg was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a ride into town.

"Sure," said John Smith, someone with whom Moshe didn’t quite get along. "My Rolls Royce is just outside,” Smith said proudly.

As they're driving along, Moshe says, "John, what's that thing on the dashboard ticking all the time?"

"That's my clock."

A few minutes later, Moshe asks, "And what's that thing on the dashboard moving up and down?"

"That's my speedometer," says John.

Then a few minutes after that, Moshe starts to ask, "But what's that...."

"Hold on a minute, Moshe, I can see you've never been in a Rolls Royce before," John says snootily.

 

Thinking quickly, Moshe replied, "Well never in the front seat."

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