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Teach him a Lesson

Mrs. Sandelson, an eighth grade history teacher at King David Academy could not help but notice that Moishie Silverstein was always late for class. Before class ended she went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, she made sure to pick on Moishie.

"And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" Mrs. Sandelson asked.

"I don't know," Moishe said.

"Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Silverstein, you would know," said Mrs. Sandelson.

"That's not true," Moishie replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"

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