A Battle of Wits
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A Battle of Wits

Maurice has a business appointment, and he arrives a little early. The receptionist points to a comfortable easy chair and asks him to be seated for a while. Maurice settles down, picks up a magazine and tries to read. However, he finds that he cannot concentrate because he is distracted due to a ruckus coming from behind one of the doors leading off the reception area. Maurice goes over to the receptionist and asks, "What's going on in there?"

She replies, "It's a partners' meeting."

"But why are they shouting at each other?" Maurice asks.

"It's a high stakes battle of wits," she replies.

Maurice asks: "Between who?", and she answers, "Horowits, Lebowits, Rabbinowits and Abramowits."

 

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