When Duty Calls

Moishe, the Jewish astronaut, was asked why he was packing a tie with his spacesuit.

He replied, "My mother said that when I do a spacewalk I should look nice."

Later on, during the flight, Morris became frantic and radioed mission control. "I must make an emergency landing!"

"Why?"

"My wife called and she wants to be picked up from the hairdresser."

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