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Green Eggs and Ham

A new ending, especially for Jewish children, to the Dr. Seuss book Green Eggs and Ham:

Ham and Eggs,
I'll Never see,
They are not KOSHER,
So let me be!

I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them, Sam-I-am.
But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit.
Or I will try them with some brisket.

I'll eat green eggs in a box.
If you serve them with some lox.
And those green eggs are worth a try
>Scrambled up in matzoh brie!

And in a boat upon the river,
I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver! <
So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham,

Let your friends in on the scoop:
reen eggs taste best with chicken soup!

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