Clocks in Heaven

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Moishe Rosenberg dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, he is greeted by one of the angels who says, "Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying."

Moishe and the angel are walking along side of the golden fence of Heaven, and Moishe notices millions of clocks on the fence. Out of curiosity Moishe asks the angel, "What are all these clocks for?"

The angel smiles, "They are clocks for every person in the world," he says, "And they tick once for each time you lie. There is Abraham Lincoln's clock! It only ticked twice. There is Moses’ clock! It never ticked once."

Again, out of curiosity, Moishe asks, "Where is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s clock?"

The angel calmly says, "His clock is in Abraham’s office. He is using it as a fan."

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