The Sports Repairman
Three bubbes are sitting around and bragging about their children.
Freda says, "Benny graduated with a first class honours degree from Harvard and now he’s a doctor making more than $250,000 a year."
Kitty says, "Sidney graduated with a first class honours degree from Princeton and now he's a lawyer making half a million dollars a year."
Ethel says, "Abe never did well in school, never went to university but he now makes one million dollars a year working as a sports repairman."
The other two women ask, "So what's a sports repairman?"
Ethel replies, "He fixes football games, basketball games, baseball games....."