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The Sports Repairman

Three bubbes are sitting around and bragging about their children.

Freda says, "Benny graduated with a first class honours degree from Harvard and now he’s a doctor making more than $250,000 a year."

Kitty says, "Sidney graduated with a first class honours degree from Princeton and now he's a lawyer making half a million dollars a year."

Ethel says, "Abe never did well in school, never went to university but he now makes one million dollars a year working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask, "So what's a sports repairman?"

Ethel replies, "He fixes football games, basketball games, baseball games....."

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