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Thou Shalt Not Lie

A rabbi told his congregation, "Next week I plan to give a sermon about the lying. To help you understand my speech, I want you all to read Exodus chapter 41."

The following Sabbath, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the rabbi asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Exodus 41. Every hand went up.

The rabbi smiled and said, "Exodus has only 40 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon about lying." /p>

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