The Matchmaker with the Yiddishe Kop
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The Matchmaker with the Yiddishe Kop

Moishe (the father) says to his son: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

The son says: "I will choose my own bride."

Moishe says: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."

The son answers: "Well, in that case, yes, okay."

Moishe then approaches Bill Gates and says: "I have a husband for your

daughter."

Bill Gates answers: "But my daughter is too young to get married!"

Moishe says: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates answers: "Ah, in that case, yes, okay."

Finally Moishe goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Moishe says: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

The president answers: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Moishe says: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."

The President answers: "Ah, in that case, yes, okay."

And that is how successful Jews do business.....

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