A Blessing in Disguise

The Goldberg family was having Friday night dinner at their grandmother’s house – Bubbie Adella. Seated around the table little Moishie Goldberg dug into the food immediately.

"Moishe!” his mother exclaimed. “You have to wait until we make the blessing."

"No I don't," the little boy replied.

"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we always say a blessing before eating at our house."

"That's at our house," Moishe explained, "but this is Bubbie's house and she knows how to cook."

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June 19, 2013 / 11 Tammuz 5773

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