Kids Say the Darndest Things
Three year old Rivka Goldstein walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with her mother in the doctor’s office.
She inquisitively asks the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
"I’m having a baby" the lady replies.
With big innocent eyes, she asks, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She says, "He sure is."
Then the little girl, with a puzzled look, asks, "Is it a good baby?"
She says, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, she asks...
"Then why did you eat him?"