Kids Say the Darndest Things

Three year old Rivka Goldstein walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with her mother in the doctor’s office.

She inquisitively asks the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
"I’m having a baby" the lady replies.

With big innocent eyes, she asks, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She says, "He sure is."

Then the little girl, with a puzzled look, asks, "Is it a good baby?"
She says, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, she asks...
"Then why did you eat him?"

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