Late for Shul

Rebbecca Goldstein, an adorable five year old little girl, dressed in her finest clothes and was late for shul. As she ran, she prayed, "Dear God, please don't let me be late for shul. Dear God, please don't let me be late for shul." Then she fell.

She got up, dusted her self off and saw that her dress was now dirty and had a little tear. She started running again, still praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late for shul." But this time she added, "But please don't push me, either!"

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May 18, 2013 / 9 Sivan 5773

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