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The Skeptical Teacher

Little Rachel Goldstein was talking to her teacher – the skeptical Ms. Smith -- about whales.

Ms. Smith said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal, their throat was very small.

Rachel stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Ms. Smith reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

Rachel said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

Mrs. Smith asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

Rachel replied, "Then you ask him."

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