The Skeptical Teacher
Little Rachel Goldstein was talking to her teacher – the skeptical Ms. Smith -- about whales.
Ms. Smith said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal, their throat was very small.
Rachel stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Ms. Smith reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
Rachel said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
Mrs. Smith asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
Rachel replied, "Then you ask him."