One Tough Customer
90 year old Ethel Horowitz was bothering the waiter in her favorite restaurant in Miami. First, she asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then she asked it be turned down cause she was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw Mrs. Horowitz out.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."