Joke: Father Knows Best
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Father Knows Best

Adam was walking outside of the Garden of Eden with Cain and Abel when the boys were young. Cain and Abel look into the garden and view the waterfalls, lovely birds, lush forests and fruit trees bending under the weight of the vast quantities of fruit on them.

Then, they took a long look at their current home -- dry, dusty with weeds and sickly-looking trees.

"Daddy?” the boys ask. “Why don't we live in there instead of out here?"

"Well sons,” Adam replies. “We used to but your mother ate us out of house and home."

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