Glass Half Full
Shmuel Solomon was having trouble in school. That’s why his father was so pleased when Shmuel came home and reported that he got a 100% on his report card.
“That’s fantastic Shmuel!” his father said. “What course did you get it in?”
“Well,” said Shmuel, “I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!”