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The Jew and the Penguin

Chaim Yankel was walking down the street when a security guard came up to him and said “Why is there a penguin following you”?

Chaim Yankel said, “I don’t know, he just followed me.

The security guard replied, “You take that penguin to the zoo right now.” And Chaim Yankel complied.

A couple of hours later, Chaim Yankel came out of the zoo with the penguin again and they were walking down the street again. The security guard said, “I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo”?

Chaim Yankel replied, “I did, but he enjoyed himself so much that now I’m taking him to the library.”

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