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The Epstein family was on the way to the hospital where their teenager Rachel was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride they discussed how the procedure would be performed.

"Dad," Rachel asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?"

Without missing a beat Mr. Epstein replied, "They're going to give you a phone."

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