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Learning to Pray

Mrs. Sandelson was teaching her first grade class about saying berachot (blessings) and davening (praying).

"For example children,” said Mrs. Sandelson “Before we go to sleep we should sing shema. Who here says their prayers at night?"

Little Moishie Brown answered, "My mommy says my prayers."

"I see," said Mrs. Sandelson. "And what does your mother say?"

Moishie replied, "THANK GOD HE'S IN BED!"

Rivky’s Setting the Shabbat Table

Little Rivky Speilman loved helping her mother. In particular, she loved to help set the Shabbat table. One Friday night, the guests came home from shul, and everyone sat down. Mrs. Speilman noticed something was missing.

"Rivky," she said, "you didn't put a knife and fork at Uncle Morty’s place."

"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Rivky. "Abba says Uncle Morty always eats like a horse!"

Dave and Samantha’s First Trip to Israel

Dave and Samantha Levy were on their first trip to Israel. They rented a car, had all of their guidebooks ready and had a full itinerary for their 10 day stay. One day, Dave and Samantha stopped for lunch at a falafel joint. Dave asked the guy working there.

"What's the quickest way to the Dead Sea?"

The falafel owner scratched his head.

"Are you walking or driving?" he asked.

"I'm driving,” replied Dave.

"That's the quickest way!"

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