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Hot and Cold

Old Herman Epstein was continually bothering the waiter at the Miami Kosher Grill; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why didn't they just throw out the pest.

"Oh, I don't care about old Herman," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

Zadie’s Ancient Artifact

Little Moishie opened his Zadie’s old Chumash that he was told had been in the family for years. With fascination he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Chumash and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree. The leaf had been pressed in between pages.

"Zadie, look what I found," Moishie called out.

"What is it, Moishie?" his Zadie asked.

With astonishment in his voice, young Moishie answered: "It's Adam's suit!"

Scales of Justice

Rivky and Sarah, best friends, both six years old, went with Rivky’s mother on a trip to the department store. The two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display in the bed and bath section.

"Have you ever seen one of these before?" Rivky asked.

"Yeah, my mom and dad have one," Sarah replied.

"What's it for?" asked Rivky.

"I don't know," Sarah answered. "I think you stand on it and it makes you mad."

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