The Price of Admission
Rabbi Adler was making his customary announcements after Shabbat morning services when he announced that the admission to the upcoming shul barbeque would be five dollars per person. "But if you're over 65," Rabbi Adler said, "the price will be only be four dollars."
From the back of the congregation, Mrs. Sharfman piped up, "Rabbi, do you really think I'd give you that information for only a dollar?"
Just a Poke
Ninety year old Marvin “Zadie” Hubberman was in the hospital for a few days because of concerns about his blood sugar levels.
“OK Mr. Hubberman,” said the nurse, “time to check your blood sugar. Hmm…” she said as she examined his red fingertips that had been poked numerous times already. “Which finger should we use this time that won't hurt too much?"
"Yours!" Zadie replied.
Chaim Yankel’s Freebees
After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Chaim Yankel fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.
Several weeks later, he came home to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, toothpaste, and paper items.
"Well, what do you think?" Chaim Yankel’s wife asked, smiling.
"Next time," he replied, "I'm writing to General Motors!"