The Jews Report 3

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Published: Monday, January 7, 2008

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Visitor Comments: 17

(17) Menucha, December 31, 2008 8:55 PM

I need more Yisrael Campbell!

This guy is sooooo funny! Please post some new material from him. His wit is welcome in my email box anytime.

(16) Dov Katz, August 26, 2008 11:40 AM

Yisrael Campbell is hilarious!

Small (Jewish) world: I was watching his special on demand, and lo and behold, the next day, I see him in the shul at JFK.

(15) malka, January 23, 2008 4:25 PM

that was really good, thanks

(14) Anonymous, January 22, 2008 5:35 PM

Mayonnaise and Corned Beef

A gentile friend and I went to a kosher deli. I ordered corned beef on rye with mustard. My friend ordered corned beef with mayo on white bread. The worker refused to make it for her! My friend then ordered it the "Jewish" way. LOL

(13) Tracey S., January 18, 2008 10:01 AM

Mayonnaise

Campbell was poking fun at "gentile culture." Mayonnaise and Wonder Bread are considered to be among the most "goyish" of dining staples (next to lime jello). Think about it -- Who would order a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayo? Certainly not someone named Moishe or Tzippy.

(12) drbcohn, January 15, 2008 4:53 PM

Great Humorist

I just saw Yisrael Campbell perform live! He is truly hysterical and insightful, and of course, not for the faint of heart.

(11) Anita, January 12, 2008 9:10 AM

well....

It was a little loud, louder than normal, but just as funny as the other two. And I didn't understand the reference to the bread and mayonnaise, but otherwise it was very good. Keep 'em coming!

Anita

(10) Vermont Jew (yes, really, Vermont)., January 11, 2008 1:00 PM

Very funny!

Thank you! I needed a good does of jew humor at the end of a very secular week.

(9) Nouriel Eshaghian, January 11, 2008 12:29 AM

too loud.

Why was Yisrael shouting in this Jews Report? He sounded much louder this time than in the previous two times, as if it would have been better that way... Anyway, I also think that this was quite funny as well.

(8) aliza, January 10, 2008 8:21 PM

funny but loud

Hi, I really enjoy the Jews Report and think Yisrael Campbell is quite funny. I just have one little complaint - he's a little loud, like, shout-y. Maybe bring it down a little bit?

Otherwise, please keep up the great work - I look forward to my Jews Reports!

(7) shelley leibowicz, January 10, 2008 8:35 AM

thank you

oy! thanks so much for the much needed smile!

(6) Rosen, January 9, 2008 6:11 PM

Thanks again!

Thanks again, Rabbi Campbell! You sure know how to keep the humor of news up while the Daily Show and Colbert Report writers are still on strike. Look fwd to the Jews Report 4.

(5) Anonymous, January 9, 2008 9:46 AM

You don't have to be Jewish, but...

I'm not Jewish, but that these "Jews Reports" are really funny -- funnier, in fact, than SNL's "Weekend Update" has been in years -- no, make that DECADES! And this Yisrael Campbell ("Campbell"?) is actually a more compelling and professional newsreader than most of the marble-mouthed clowns on TV today (you wouldn't BELIEVE the semi-literate Mexican incompetents now doing newscasts in LA!).

But for the record, I don't like Wonderbread OR mayo -- and certainly not together! Mayo is only useful for dipping french fries in -- and ONLY if you're visiting Holland or Belgium.