The Israel Shark Conspiracy

Just what we need another israeli conspiracy to stur up hatred.

the "news" is funny but in it there is a negative spirit which does not make me smile...

Hilarious! Hagagaahahahah! I almost exploded

I think that mermaid reported off the coast of Haifa last year had something to do with it. Maybe she is with Mossad and is the shark's trainer and handler.

ACTUALLY THEY'RE RIGHT. ITS TRUE. THEY SHOULD BE AFRAID, VERY AFRAID. ( Look, if they can believe in the ranting of a pedophilic, psychopathic murderer we can get them to believe anything).

As a member of the Mossad - I admit it's true. I got my pet shark to attack people in Egypt using the powers of Kabala. I try to get the shark to bit of Arab's shmeckle so they can't reproduce!

Anything bad happens they always blame US, and happily we just Laugh.

Sharks, rabbits & vultures. We've got them covered. on land, in the air and at sea. I cant wait for the next surprise.

i dont think they are jealous of jews calling themself the chosen i think they do not likes jews because they cannot get over it was the jews that gave the world yoshka....just a thought

well they blame us for everything..next it will be global warming...my theory is they are just all jealous that we're the chosen people and they can never get over that..

As well as the Mossad Rabbits spying on Iran we also have the Mossad Vultures spying on Saudi Arabia, Whats next Mossad Wallabies stealing Passports off Kiwi's or kidnapping Helen Clark from the UN, we know she is an Arab lover...

What's with this Shark business? If they were attacked by a Gefilta Fish Ball WITH a slice of carrot on top then they would know what it's all about !

Arabics people think always that the Jew is the problem ogf everything that's go wrong at the world...It's shows their stupidity...

Iranians think Isael trains rabbits to spy on them

Not logical. If the sharks ate Egyptians that would make them "trafe" (not kosher) and we Jews don't eat trafe.

Nice bit -- except for the map of Israel, which clearly makes the statement that Israel should return to it's 1967 borders.

I watch his shows almost every night and he is just hallaroius, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this particular episode. JEWS!!

Israel is a small country, the size of New Jersey. It is capable of protecting it's land and people. But the stupidity of the Egyptians to actually thinking Israel would train sharks to kill innocent people when they are the ones who warn civilians before they are about to take out the terrorist for firing on innocent Israel's Dumber than dumb.

israel is using vultures to spy

Hysterical! Loved it.

Even the map of Israel (turned 90 degrees) looks like a shark. The mossad was simply took the map, turned it to a shark, multiplied it and throw it into the Red Sea! It's simply that!

He is right! Shark meat is not kosher, unless he meant somethig else?

Had me in stitches. Puts great perspective on so many "rumors."

If God, anybody's God, is without humor, one would have to challenge "his" authenticity. Anybody who believes in one God, but believes that this God is not the God of all people, has no real faith at all, indeed, no God at all. One must pity their lack of humanity AND Holy Spark. If we could all laugh at ourselves and have a heart big enough to love all of mankind, there would be peace instead of greed.

The problem is that NO ONE is Kosher! Dr. James Goldberg

it is a great show thank you,

did not think it funny

We coaches locusts now, with computerized microchips implanted on the eyes , so we see where they flay .We will land them in the Sinai desert to eat the beduins ,then it is planed to land them in the nile ,and because of the magnitude in numbers ,they will drink it dry . And then gentelmen ,the frog Army is coming too . Anyone that think we have peace with this clouns do not understand it is working only as long as EWgypt assume no way to win the next fight .

I once saw the following note :- He who smiles when things go wrong has found somebody to blame it on.

Quite a neat trick to train those sharks, but it doesn't quite match when we drowned pharoah's army when the Red Sea was split allowing the shark trainer's ancestors to escape Egypt.

OK...I know the Jewish propensity to become lawyers, but this is pushing it too far!!! ;-)) I had a real belly laugh at this, thankyou. Ultimately this is why right thinking people won't take fanatics ideas seriously.

So why not take this on board as well, we have broad shoulders

One of the victims was a Norwegian woman. Could it be revenge for the Oslo Accords...? Hmm... Greetings from Norway. :-)

Keep up the good work and may this be a peaceful and prosperous year for all of you!!

This satirical humour is adding more 'hot chili' to the very commonly observed Arab thinking that the Jews controlled everything evil that befall on them... This is either ancient old paranoia, or a subconscious suggestive thinking they are a race totally subjugated by the Jews…

one of the funniest emails i received in years

If the Egyptians swallow this..........hook, line and stinker !!!!!

I'm from Israel, and i thought that was hilarious! The map thing is probably some animator who just searched "israel map" on google and took the 1st image he found. Steven Colbert rocks :)

It's so sad that some people may actualy belive it to be true that it makes it sooooo funny !!!

Eli is precisely right. Colbert was not making fun of the Jews, he was making fun of Egypt's idiocy. You have to know Colbert's humor to understand that. He uses his own brand of comedy called Truthiness. Look it up and laugh. :)

(16) Anonymousse December 23..... that's not a bite out of Israel, it's a silhouette of Alfred Hitchcock superimposed on the map... which conspiracy theory of yours would have predicted THAT?!

I agree with SHmuel!

The show was clearly poking fun at the stupidity of Egyptian politicians and not at the Jews. Maps are dug up by Studio graphic designers who are not likely to be aware of occupied territories. It was most likely the only high resolution image the poor bugger could find. Come' on fellow Yids...lighten up!

Pity that this is not seen in the right light by most. Lighten up ! We are known to laugh at ourselves. We do not call for Jihad against this comic. I think he is funny & stupid. He pokes fun at the other side as wel l '' Hope they don't call for his head ''

OMG! WE've been accused of worse, so why not this?

I think the point of that map at 1:10 is that the shark took a big bite out of Israel.... And who is the real predator.

People don't seem to be getting the sarcasism. this video (at least I interpreted) is mocking rediculous claims about Israel. This video make s a very clear point on how Israel is blamed for everything, in a sarcastic way..

This whole thing smells fishy to me... :0

T couldn't think of a more disturbing commentary on the Jewish people and the sharks. You should really lose your job, because if you thought that was funny, you should have been around in Hitlers time, you would have been hilarious

Believe it or not, I actually saw "Jaws" in Cairo (1976)! Stranger yet, (LOL) it was NOT entitled "Jews"!

funny yes but did u see the map of Israel at 1:10 ...i question anyones friendship when they show Israel without Judea and Samaria....One can see how vulnerable Israel would be without there heartland

Very cute. However, I was very disturbed by the map of the Israel which popped up. Since when is Israel portrayed with those huge chunks left out of it like that?

Ya gotta love it. It just makes too much sense.

This sounds like a spoof on the Protocols! Every day I learn something new I didn't know the day before. Now I know we Jews not only control finances, media, politics and everything else on land, we also control politics in the sea. So proud to be JAWish!

This is sooooo good, soooo good! I wish a lot's of people to see it!

JEWS CAN BE BLAMED FOR ANYTHING THE IMAGINATION ALLOWS IT TO. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, BUT NOT PROBABLE.

Having worked for years to train man eating sharks I must admit I am very disappointed with the behavior of this maverick shark. They were trained to only eat halal meat. This fellow obviously needs much more training and discipline.

Just goes to show how stupid and ridiculous anti-semitism is.

I love the Satire

This is brilliant, genius.....is there anything we cant do! Awesome! Keep up the good work, Mossad!

I say let the Mossad fill those waters with whole smoked whitefish and lots of gefilte fish and really confuse the heck out of the Egyptians.