
The Israel Shark Conspiracy
Egypt thinks its spate of shark attacks are a Mossad plot. Stephen Colbert thinks they just might be right.
by Stephen Colbert
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Visitor Comments: 69
(63) Salo, February 2, 2011 10:25 PM
I know it's an old clip
(62) Gabriel, January 22, 2011 9:39 PM
gabreal
(61) WA Ford, January 20, 2011 3:59 AM
(60) kalia, January 16, 2011 11:20 PM
hidden antisemitic
(59) Seqoua Throne, January 13, 2011 5:56 PM
Hahahahahah!
(58) MF, January 13, 2011 3:08 AM
Support of Jews and Sharks Theory
(57) A.E. Gelman, January 12, 2011 6:41 PM
Byron: The Assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold.
(56) Shlomo Shlongodick, January 12, 2011 3:09 PM
Oy Gevault!
(55) Chaim, January 12, 2011 3:31 AM
The Fall Guy Israel
(54) herb sperber, January 10, 2011 9:24 PM
Sharks rabbits & vultures what will those clever Jewas think of next ?
(53) SHLOMO UK, January 10, 2011 9:05 PM
freud said it all
(52) michele ostrie, January 10, 2011 12:22 AM
(51) Wayne Tilly, January 9, 2011 2:05 PM
Don't joke about it....
(50) Bernie, January 9, 2011 12:44 PM
The Israel Shark Conspiracy
(49) yossi, January 9, 2011 11:11 AM
idioot theory
(48) Eugene Taviv, January 9, 2011 8:19 AM
rabbits as well
(47) Anonymous, January 8, 2011 2:45 AM
The idiots who believe we Jews would kill one of our own, and a carpenter yet, might believe your shark theory.
(46) Steven, January 7, 2011 1:03 PM
Funny, except for one thing
(45) Vera, January 7, 2011 12:16 AM
(44) Larry, January 6, 2011 4:59 AM
Israel is very powerful but training killer sharks?
Israel is a small country, the size of New Jersey. It is capable of protecting it's land and people. But the stupidity of the Egyptians to actually thinking Israel would train sharks to kill innocent people when they are the ones who warn civilians before they are about to take out the terrorist for firing on innocent Israel's Dumber than dumb.

(41) Theodore, January 5, 2011 7:48 AM
No doubr: this is the Israelis!
(40) max, January 5, 2011 4:19 AM
Dr James Goldberg comment
(39) Barbara, January 4, 2011 7:57 PM
(38) JLaLone, January 1, 2011 5:04 PM
It is so hard to believe that a group of people could be so devoid of humor.
If God, anybody's God, is without humor, one would have to challenge "his" authenticity. Anybody who believes in one God, but believes that this God is not the God of all people, has no real faith at all, indeed, no God at all. One must pity their lack of humanity AND Holy Spark. If we could all laugh at ourselves and have a heart big enough to love all of mankind, there would be peace instead of greed.

(37) JAMES GOLDBERG, January 1, 2011 12:43 AM
Isreal Shark Attacks
(34) moshe, December 29, 2010 9:00 PM
next is Locusts
We coaches locusts now, with computerized microchips implanted on the eyes , so we see where they flay .We will land them in the Sinai desert to eat the beduins ,then it is planed to land them in the nile ,and because of the magnitude in numbers ,they will drink it dry . And then gentelmen ,the frog Army is coming too . Anyone that think we have peace with this clouns do not understand it is working only as long as EWgypt assume no way to win the next fight .

(33) Anonymous, December 29, 2010 7:51 AM
(32) Kenneth Mayberg, December 29, 2010 12:58 AM
Splitting the sea was better
(31) 4man, December 29, 2010 12:22 AM
Mossad trained sharks!
(30) hymie Meyerson, December 28, 2010 9:29 PM
its because the jews are tops in everything
(29) Eric, December 28, 2010 6:49 PM
Revenge...?
(28) , December 28, 2010 6:34 PM
(27) Jul N. B., December 28, 2010 6:03 PM
Hard hitting humour
(25) David, December 27, 2010 4:08 PM
A Whale of a Story
(24) Anonymous, December 27, 2010 10:59 AM
pffff
(23) , December 27, 2010 1:42 AM
(22) Jess, December 26, 2010 10:25 PM
RE: Lighten up!
(21) plusaf, December 25, 2010 4:30 AM
what "bite out of Israel"?
(19) Eli, December 24, 2010 1:22 AM
Lighten up!
The show was clearly poking fun at the stupidity of Egyptian politicians and not at the Jews. Maps are dug up by Studio graphic designers who are not likely to be aware of occupied territories. It was most likely the only high resolution image the poor bugger could find. Come' on fellow Yids...lighten up!

(18) Anonymous, December 23, 2010 10:38 PM
so current it is scary
(16) Anonymous, December 23, 2010 7:35 PM
(15) shoshana, December 23, 2010 4:51 PM
using sarcasim to make a clear point
(13) Mrs. S.Caro, December 22, 2010 11:20 PM
You anti-semetic Jerk
(12) Susie, December 22, 2010 7:03 PM
Saw "Jaws" in Cairo
(11) HMurveit, December 22, 2010 5:03 PM
map of Israel at 1:10
(10) David H., December 22, 2010 4:51 PM
Map of Israel was disturbing
(9) Steven, December 22, 2010 4:04 PM
Oh! I LOVE it!
(8) MalkaG, December 22, 2010 1:10 PM
Jews Rule!
(7) tatyana, December 21, 2010 11:01 PM
absolutely fabulous!
(6) Anonymous, December 21, 2010 7:15 PM
VERY FUNNY
(5) Mickey, December 21, 2010 5:42 PM
Maverick
(4) Antonio Perez, December 21, 2010 5:26 PM
Humans are kosher
(2) stan, December 21, 2010 3:11 PM
GO MOSSAD!
(1) Allan, December 21, 2010 5:54 AM
Let the Mossad try something different
(69) Devorah, December 23, 2015 4:35 AM
Steve Colbert is hilarious!
I laugh from beginning to end of all Steve's Shows. This one is a classic. He is a Zionist and not anti-semetic. The lack of rationale, the ignorance, even the stupidity of the Egyptians are ALL signs of a criminal mind. This is serious. This is the banality of evil. One has to question how such people rose to power. They make no sense. I call them moral imbecils. The more irrational a person is the more dangerous they are
(68) richard, December 11, 2012 6:02 PM
One word says it all ......
SHARKO'ACH
(67) jmach6677, June 6, 2012 11:36 PM
kosher
the easiest way to prove that the sharks are from Israel is to check and see if their circumcised...duh.
(66) Anonymous, July 5, 2011 3:36 AM
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(65) Climate control, May 14, 2011 12:08 PM
Climate
What next, the Jews control the climate? Global warming is the Jews' doing?