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Dangerous Dating
submitted by: Jewlarious
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Lillian and Esty, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building – a quiet, nice-looking gentleman who keeps to himself.

Esty says, "Lilly, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks lonely."

Lillian agrees, and later that day, at the pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you look so lonely."

"Of course I'm lonely. I spent the last 25 years in prison."

"You're kidding! What for?"

"For killing my third wife. I strangled her."

"What happened to your second wife?"

"I shot her."

"And if I'm not being too nosy, your first wife?"

"We had a fight, and well, she fell off a building."

"Oh my," says Lillian. Then, turning to her friend on the other side of the pool she yells, "Yoohoo, Esty, he's single!"

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