"Dig... if you live in New York or any other big city you are Jewish. It doesn't matter if you are Catholic. If you live in New York you are Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish." - Lenny Bruce

Jewlarious has developed this hendy-dendy "Hemishing test" to see if you can spot Jewish vs. Goyish

Lenny Bruce started it, and David Kamp in his 1999 hysterical GQ article continued it, but face it, there are some things that "feel" Jewish - Jewish or not, while other things "feel" Goyish - even if they're Jewish. Why? Our theory is, that it has something to do with The Hamish Factor (HF), but we're not sure. So, to test our theory Jewlarious has developed this hendy-dendy "Hemishing test" to see if you can spot Jewish vs. Goyish. And by all means, feel free to add to it!

JEWISH

VS.

GOYISH

Landscaping is Jewish	Gardening is Goyish
Bittersweet chocolate is Jewish	White chocolate is Goyish
The Simpsons are Jewish	King of the Hill is Goyish
Allergies are Jewish	Colds are Goyish
Monk and Columbo are Jewish	Steve McGarrett (Hawaii Five-O) and Joe Friday (Dragnet) are Goyish
Cucumbers are Jewish	Cucumber sandwiches are Goyish
Deal or No Deal is Jewish	The Price is Right is Goyish
Rachael Ray is Jewish	Martha Stewart is Goyish
Google is Jewish	Ask Jeeves is Goyish
Buffet is Jewish	Tapas is Goyish
Resorts are Jewish	Country clubs are Goyish
Ray Barone is Jewish	Doug Heffernan is Goyish
Heinz is Jewish	Hunts is Goyish
Golden Girls is Jewish	Desperate Housewives is Goyish
Diet Coke is Jewish	Diet Kool-Aid is Goyish
Rice pudding with raisons is Jewish	Jell-O with cling peaches hanging is Goyish
Mork is Jewish	Mindy is Goyish
Entemann's is Jewish	SnackWells is Goyish
Motorboats are Jewish	Sailboats are Goyish
Bloomingdale's is Jewish	Macy's is Goyish
Superman is Jewish	Lois Lane is Goyish
Seltzer is Jewish	Club soda is Goyish
Law and Order is Jewish	CSI is Goyish
Weight loss camps are Jewish	Wilderness camps are Goyish
Your Uncle in the Jewelry District is Jewish	Tiffany's is Goyish
The Tony Awards are Jewish	The Country Music Awards are Goyish
The Pillsbury Doughboy is Jewish	Mr. Clean is Goyish
Colin Powell is Jewish	Condoleezza Rice is Goyish
The Catskill Mountains are Jewish	Mountain climbing is Goyish
Peas are Jewish	Black-eyed Peas are Goyish
Capris are Jewish	Diesels are Goyish
Cinderella is Jewish	Snow White is Goyish
E-Bay is Jewish	The Home Shopping Network is Goyish
Survivor is Jewish	American Idol is Goyish