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Purim Headlines
by Jewlarious.com Staff
What the Jewish newspapers would look like if the world was upside down.

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Purim is the holiday where things are turned on their head. After all, the wicked Haman was hanged on the very same gallows that he built for his arch enemy Mordechai. To add insult to injury Mordechai ended up taking Haman's old job as chief advisor to King Achashverosh. Some commentators say Mordechai even inherited Haman's old baseball card collection. With that in mind, we at Jewlarious began to wonder what the Jewish world would look like if it was indeed upside down. If you picked up the newspaper, you might find something like this.

"Purim Headlines" -- if the world were upside down.












Published: Sunday, March 16, 2008

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VISITORS COMMENTS: 7

(1) SBZ 3/19/2008 6:02:00 AM
Shimon Peres retire?
You must be joking. Oh yeah, it's Purim!


(2) Patti Jenkins 3/18/2008 1:43:00 PM
The guy who took the picture of the President of
Iran makes me want to boo hiss boo hiss Its no wonder that HaShem gave us this day to dress up ,drink wine and have aparty to recognize a beautiful girl who was so brave that we are here today looking at that despots Imean Moselms kisser. makes Purim come to life in our time. We dont forget that king was a jerk too and I heard he was 7ft. tall. Our Sweet and vunerable and very brave ESther had a reason to be afraid .We have to kick that Presidents bupkus hes a freak and a liar. May he have boils and drink from the pool that is polluted.


(3) Steven 3/18/2008 11:54:00 AM
Excellent
Whose to say these things wont come to pass? A Jewish organization might just declare that it has enough money.The cubs might win the world series and abbas might declare that Israel is the land of the Jews.



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