(1) malka 1/23/2008 4:25:00 PM

that was really good, thanks


(2) Anonymous 1/22/2008 5:35:00 PM
Mayonnaise and Corned Beef
A gentile friend and I went to a kosher deli. I ordered corned beef on rye with mustard. My friend ordered corned beef with mayo on white bread. The worker refused to make it for her! My friend then ordered it the "Jewish" way. LOL


(3) Tracey S. 1/18/2008 10:01:00 AM
Mayonnaise
Campbell was poking fun at "gentile culture." Mayonnaise and Wonder Bread are considered to be among the most "goyish" of dining staples (next to lime jello). Think about it -- Who would order a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayo? Certainly not someone named Moishe or Tzippy.

(4) drbcohn 1/15/2008 4:53:00 PM
Great Humorist
I just saw Yisrael Campbell perform live! He is truly hysterical and insightful, and of course, not for the faint of heart.


(5) Anita 1/12/2008 9:10:00 AM
well....
It was a little loud, louder than normal, but just as funny as the other two. And I didn't understand the reference to the bread and mayonnaise, but otherwise it was very good. Keep 'em coming!

Anita




(6) Vermont Jew (yes, really, Vermont). 1/11/2008 1:00:00 PM
Very funny!
Thank you! I needed a good does of jew humor at the end of a very secular week.


(7) Nouriel Eshaghian 1/11/2008 12:29:00 AM
too loud.
Why was Yisrael shouting in this Jews Report? He sounded much louder this time than in the previous two times, as if it would have been better that way... Anyway, I also think that this was quite funny as well.


(8) aliza 1/10/2008 8:21:00 PM
funny but loud
Hi, I really enjoy the Jews Report and think Yisrael Campbell is quite funny. I just have one little complaint - he's a little loud, like, shout-y. Maybe bring it down a little bit?

Otherwise, please keep up the great work - I look forward to my Jews Reports!



(9) shelley leibowicz 1/10/2008 8:35:00 AM
thank you
oy! thanks so much for the much needed smile!


(10) Rosen 1/9/2008 6:11:00 PM
Thanks again!
Thanks again, Rabbi Campbell! You sure know how to keep the humor of news up while the Daily Show and Colbert Report writers are still on strike. Look fwd to the Jews Report 4.


(11) Anonymous 1/9/2008 9:46:00 AM
You don't have to be Jewish, but...
I'm not Jewish, but that these "Jews Reports" are really funny -- funnier, in fact, than SNL's "Weekend Update" has been in years -- no, make that DECADES! And this Yisrael Campbell ("Campbell"?) is actually a more compelling and professional newsreader than most of the marble-mouthed clowns on TV today (you wouldn't BELIEVE the semi-literate Mexican incompetents now doing newscasts in LA!).

But for the record, I don't like Wonderbread OR mayo -- and certainly not together! Mayo is only useful for dipping french fries in -- and ONLY if you're visiting Holland or Belgium.


(12) Nechama 1/9/2008 6:19:00 AM

Best yet. Please keep them coming!


(13) Sara 1/8/2008 9:55:00 PM
Hilarious!
Funniest Jews Report yet!
Keep it up.


(14) Anonymous 1/8/2008 5:45:00 PM

i love the jews report! they are so funny. i've seen all 3 of them- please make more!


(15) Sarah Zeldman 1/8/2008 11:50:00 AM
Move Over Stephen Colbert!
Stephen Colbert has nothin' on you!