About the Author

Mark Miller

Mark Miller has held positions as a nationally syndicated humor columnist for the Los Angeles Times, an interviewer and humor blogger for The Huffington Post (along with a wealth of other publications), a TV sitcom staff writer/producer, a stand-up comic in nightclubs and on TV, and a writer for comedians such as Jay Leno, Dana Carvey, Roseanne Barr, Rodney Dangerfield, and Jim Carrey. His first book, a collection of his humor essays on dating and romance, is 500 Dates: Dispatches From the Front Lines of the Online Dating Wars. But he says he’d trade all his success away in a minute for immortality, inner peace and limitless wealth. Follow his website/blog at: http://www.markmillerhumorist.com/. Reach him at: mark.writer@gmail.com

Paul McCartney-owitz?

Rumor has it Paul McCartney is converting to Judaism. Nu, so let's investigate.

Nobel Nobodies

5 Jewish geniuses were just awarded Nobel prizes. But sadly many more were rejected.

Martha Stewartstein?

Oy Vey! It’s the Martha Stewartization of Israel!

Jew Aid

Jewish celebrities band together to help trim the deficit.

Will & Kate’s Excellent Jewish Adventure

What would it look like if Will and Kate came to my house for dinner…

Hard Work

Check out this survey of the worst summer jobs for Jewish students…ever.

Did Jews Kill Bin Laden?

An elite team of Jewish celebrities may have helped bring down Bin Laden.

Bar Mitzvah Life Lessons

All I really need to know in life, I learned from my Bar Mitzvah.

Can Judaism Save Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen is now claiming that he’s Jewish. No we are not kidding.

Fiddler on the Roof: New and Improved?

Sholem Alechim’s short story has been revamped for 2011. And you will love it. Or not.


At long last, a Jewish version of Craigslist.

The Chanukah Digital Gift Guide

It’s not too late to get your beloved one of these outstanding new Jewish video games.

Cherenk Mining Disaster

Chileans weren’t the first miners trapped underground for days. We Jews have been there too.

Little Rabbinic Riding Hood

…and other Jewish children’s stories.

I Am a Bagelholic!

Have you ever loved something so much you had to let it go? I will miss you sweet bagel…

Jewish Spy Ring Uncovered?!

The FBI in their overzealousness claims to have unearthed a Jewish spy ring. But I have my doubts.

Jews in Space

I Just flew in from the future of Judaism and boy are my arms tired.


Jewish Tweets throughout history.


The Jewish iPad has arrived!

Jewish Tribes: Lost and Found

Jewlarious Exclusive: The world’s lost Jewish tribes – revealed!

The Great Israeli Hope

Meet Shmulik Weingarten: Israel’s Winter Olympian

A Brief History of Bagels

More than you could possibly want to know about bagels.

History’s Famous Jew Year’s Resolutions

A selection of some of the most famous of our people’s New Year’s resolutions, taken from their “actual” diaries.

Jewish Celebrity Thanksgivings

Behind the scenes at some Jewish celebrity Thanksgiving dinners.

The Jew from 1492

Was Christopher Columbus Jewish?!


My crack research into some fake Jewish holidays made me appreciate the real ones.

Mendel Jacksonstein

Mendel sings songs like Wanna Be Davenin' Somethin' and Rivka Jean

Jewish Summer Camps from Hell

The Un-Official 2009 Bad Jewish Summer Camp Report

Old School Jewish Dads

A Father's Day salute to a few of the best Jewish fathers in history.

Old School Jewish Moms

A mother's day salute to some of the best Jewish mothers in history.

Next Year in Jerusalem?

So, your kid's visiting Israel? Don't worry! (Yeah, right.)

Taxes Shmaxes

Only Jewish chutzpah could claim these deductions.

The Band's Visit

A movie about Israelis and Arabs finding peace with one another.

Jewish Sports Legends

No, I'm not Kidding

Proof Jews Are Inventive

A few lesser known Jewish accomplishments to make you proud.

A Letter to My Soul Mate

Since I haven't been able to find you, Soul Mate, I have decided to write you a letter.


An Open Letter to President Barack Obama: Appoint a Secretary of Jewish Affairs!

Lesser Known Jewish Miracles

Chanukah marks one of Judaism's major miracles. Today we acknowledge some of the slightly less major ones.

The First (Jewish) Thanksgiving

The Academy of Obscure Jewish History reveals that the actual first American Thanksgiving took place between Native Americans and Jews.


Things Jews find far scarier than Halloween.


Mazel Tov! New Jewish Planet Discovered!

The Original Jewish Olympics

Thought the Greeks invented the Olympics? Think again.

Survivor - Family Vacation Edition

The Jewlarious guide to a successful summer family vacation.

Jewish American Idol

An exclusive, advanced look at the new TV reality show.

Molly Man

Women are right -- men are pigs.

You Think Your Job Is Bad?

Mark Miller shares the worst jobs he's ever had. And they're bad. Very bad.

The Hollywood Circle of Life

I live in the City of Broken Dreams, and it's on display every weekend at my neighborhood garage sales.

The "Talk"

Telling your child about one of life's most sensitive but important topics.

The Child- to-Parent Dictionary

Find out what your kids really mean when they say "I love you."

Yoga for Dummies

Ashtanga Yoga: Staying in shape never smelled this bad.

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