About the Author

Newton Hoffer

Newton Hoffer is a Senior staff writer for the popular comedy website www.funnyandjewish.com.

He currently resides in Thornhill, Canada, as part of a Minyan Protection Program under an assumed name with his unassuming wife Hadassah and 4 children."

The Jewish Brotherhood

Israel’s future political force?

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World body passes resolution blaming Israel…again.

Al Jazeera's New Fall TV Lineup

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Israel Bids for 6000 Summer Olympic Games

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Jewlarious Must-See TV

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Letter from a Terrorist

Call me what I am -- a terrorist. I didn't go through years of terrorist school to be called a "militant."

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