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My Son, The Genius

My Son, The Genius

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Louis Armstrong and the Jewish Family

Louis Armstrong and the Jewish Family

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World’s Greatest Passover Jokes

World’s Greatest Passover Jokes

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Guess Who's Coming for Seder

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Pillsbury Doughboy Burned in Tragic Passover Cleaning Accident

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Pillsbury Doughboy Burned in Tragic Passover Cleaning Accident

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Loveable American icon toasted, then laid to rest.

Mtn. Bike Rabbi

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Mtn. Bike Rabbi

Shake off some of your misconceptions about Judaism

Rosh Hashanah Rap

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Rosh Hashanah Rap

Time is defined by the way that you make it.

How Many Jews Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

How Many Jews Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

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How Many Jews Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Famous Jewish Mothers

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Famous Jewish Mothers

What if these famous people had Jewish mothers? Frenetic comedy in the spirit of Purim.

The Vigil: Jewish Horror Movie About Demons Gets a Lot Right

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The Vigil: Jewish Horror Movie About Demons Gets a Lot Right

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Unpacking Jewish points from the scary, provocative film.

Jewfro Diaries

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Jewfro Diaries

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How I learned to love my crazy Jewish hair.

Jtube: Elon Gold Wishes You a Happy Purim

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Jtube: Elon Gold Wishes You a Happy Purim

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How should we respond to our enemies?

New Purim Vocabulary Quiz

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New Purim Vocabulary Quiz

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Discover new words you never knew you needed.

Money Talks

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Money Talks

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Judy's 10 Commandments for Saving Money

The Seven Secrets of Dysfunctional Families

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The Seven Secrets of Dysfunctional Families

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Happily, practicing these seven principles will transform your perfectly functioning family into a completely dysfunctional one.

Kvellentine's Day

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Kvellentine's Day

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Let's turn chocolate consumption into a naches inducing affair.

Jewpid

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Jewpid

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It's time for the Jewish people to bring some love into the world... by converting cupid.

The Joys of Yiddish

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The Joys of Yiddish

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Growing up in a family that spoke Yiddish, we kids were somewhat "punch line challenged."

Is Spider-Man Jewish?

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Is Spider-Man Jewish?

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Goldman, Lipman and Spider-Man: All Jewish names.

The Child- to-Parent Dictionary

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The Child- to-Parent Dictionary

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Find out what your kids really mean when they say "I love you."

A Starbucks Star

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A Starbucks Star

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Penning a quote on a Starbucks cup has been my brush with fame.

Israel Boycott

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Israel Boycott

What would a real Israel Boycott look like?

Soul: Insights from the Hit Film

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Soul: Insights from the Hit Film

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Jewish perspectives on the afterlife, purpose, and who you really are.

Letter to My Long-Lost Waist

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Letter to My Long-Lost Waist

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Please come back to me. I miss you terribly.

Jerry Seinfeld's Talmud Lesson

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Jerry Seinfeld's Talmud Lesson

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Everything is contained within the Talmud -- even Seinfeld's discussion about "double dipping."

Jtube: 20/20: Stereotyping

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Jtube: 20/20: Stereotyping

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Is it human nature to stereotype?

My 2020 Diary

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My 2020 Diary

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In January I wrote: Happy 2020! My optometrist waited a lifetime for this year. It’s gonna be great!

Jtube: Year in Search 2020

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Jtube: Year in Search 2020

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What meaning have you found in this very challenging year?

It’s Just a Cold--Really

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It’s Just a Cold--Really

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No, I didn’t say COVID, I said a COLD.

An Open Letter from Santa to Jewish Children

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An Open Letter from Santa to Jewish Children

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Jewish children, I’ve been outsourced, and now I need your help.

Jtube: The Simpsons: Krusty Sits Shiva

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Jtube: The Simpsons: Krusty Sits Shiva

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What is the best way to comfort a mourner?

COVID Hanukkah Gift Ideas

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COVID Hanukkah Gift Ideas

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For your loved one, purchase the 80s classic song “U Can’t Touch This”, by M.C. Hammer

Jtube: Jimmy Kimmel Live: Hanukkah and Kids on the Street

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Jtube: Jimmy Kimmel Live: Hanukkah and Kids on the Street

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Have you ever been the first Jew a non-Jew has met?

Chanukah: Why We Fry

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Chanukah: Why We Fry

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A brief history of the sufganiya – the Chanukah donut.

Vaccines for Jewish Ailments

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Vaccines for Jewish Ailments

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Can someone come up with a vaccine for the loud people in shul who sit next to me?

Puppy for Hanukkah

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Puppy for Hanukkah

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I want a puppy for Hanukkah! And I'm gonna get just what I wanted!

Little Rabbinic Riding Hood

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Little Rabbinic Riding Hood

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…and other Jewish children’s stories.

Jtube: Big Bang Theory

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Jtube: Big Bang Theory

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Why is respecting our parents such a difficult mitzvah?

The Mandalorian

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The Mandalorian

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The Mandalorian’s mask is a perfect symbol for today’s masked society.

Jtube: Mr. D: The New Jew

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Jtube: Mr. D: The New Jew

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What would you do if you just found out that you weren't Jewish?

Moishe and Me

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Moishe and Me

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My Jewish dog reminds me to be a mensch.

Healing the World with Lessons from Jewish Summer Camp

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Healing the World with Lessons from Jewish Summer Camp

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Treat elections like Jewish camp color war.

Music Is the Highest

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Music Is the Highest

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For Daniel Zamir, making music is the ultimate spiritual experience.

10 Ways You Can Tell If Non-Jews Have Been Hanging Out with Jews

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10 Ways You Can Tell If Non-Jews Have Been Hanging Out with Jews

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“Bitsy dahling! Whatever did you mean when you called Alistair a shmendrick while yachting?!”

Jtube: Three Amigos

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Jtube: Three Amigos

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How can we search ourselves to find great strengths where we never saw them before?

Digital Dating During Corona

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Digital Dating During Corona

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How are Jewish singles supposed to meet in the Age of Corona?

Jtube: Welcome Back Kotter

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Jtube: Welcome Back Kotter

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Despite being dispersed throughout the world, what keeps us together as a people?

Craving Community

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Craving Community

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I’ve gone from having no community, to being in the standup comedy community, to being a member of the LA Jewish community. I’m a lucky man.

Houdini Escaped Everything Except His Jewish Heritage

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Houdini Escaped Everything Except His Jewish Heritage

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Houdini put on tefilin daily and formed the Rabbis’ Sons Theatrical Benevolent Association.

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

In the Eye of the Beholder

Little Moishie watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cream on her face.

"Mommy, why are you rubbing that on your face?" he asked.

"To help make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" Moishie asked. "Are you giving up?"

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