Advice for the Kosher Traveler

Summer is upon us and that means one thing: vacation. Here are some survival secrets for the kosher traveler.

Jtube: Chopped: The Rabbi Competes

What do you think of Rabbi Hecht's performance?

The Adventures of Big Baby

“I can’t believe someone just left their baby like that, lying on the chair, alone! Whose baby is that?!”

Ugandan President's Very Funny Entebbe Raid Commemoration Speech

It wasn’t intentional, but President Museveni's speech is Jewlarious.

Ashkenazi Jews eat MORE Sephardi Food

Now these Ashkenazi Jews are eating couscous, salatim, baclava and how do you pronounce that - schug!?

Craving Community

I’ve gone from having no community, to being in the standup comedy community, to being a member of the LA Jewish community. I’m a lucky man.

Jtube: America's Got Talent: Yeshiva Boys Beat Boxing

Is it a Kiddish Hashem for Jews to publicly demonstrate their talents like this?

Brexit and the Jews

A British Jew gives her take on the Brexit and how the British Jewish community is handling it.

Jtube: Race

Do you think the US should have boycotted the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin?

Ashkenazi Jews Eating Sephardi Food

Think Jewish food is all gefilte fish and kugel? Think again.

How to Find Deals in the Shuk

Want to shop in the ancient Israeli marketplace but don’t know where to start? Allow me to enlighten you.

Jtube: Jim Gaffigan: Summer Vacations

What is the best way to keep your kids busy in the summer?

Whose Bar Mitzvah Is It Anyway?

Some theme party ideas for adults considering a belated Bar or Bat Mitzvah.

Finding Judaism in Finding Dory

Finding Dory reminds us that it's never too late to discover yourself and it's never too late to return to your roots.

Jtube: Zootopia

What is your best tool to develop patience?

Brexit: Should We Stay or Should We Go?

My country is dominated by discussions of whether Britain should leave the European Union. I can’t wait until this is over.

What Jewish History Forgot: Three Fascinating Jewish Fathers

Ever heard of Sol Floersheim? Would Jew believe he helped put away Billy the Kid?

Jtube: Babe

Is getting what you want as simple as asking nicely?

Israel to Place Gorillas Near Gaza; Hopes Int’l Community Will Care About Rocket Attacks

Hamas official: “If one of our rockets were to kill a gorilla, we would completely alienate our core support base of 18 to 22-year-old left-wing American Facebook commenters.”

13 Quirky Tips For First Timers Travelers to Israel

At the Dead Sea, just agree that you WILL float. Don’t argue with everyone around you that you’re an exception to the rule. Relax and SURRENDER.

STAR WARS: Return of the Shmuley

Encounters with your greatest enemy. A parody for Shavuot.

Don't Ask a Jewish Allergic Person This!

We Jews adore questions. The answers – eh not so much.

David’s Western Wall Tour

In honor of Yom Yerushalayim and Shavuot, join me on my Western Wall tour.

Jtube: Thai Good Services

What do people get from helping others?

Don’t Be Skittish, Bring Back Yiddish!

They say that Yiddish is dying off, but I’m not ready to give this colorful language any sort of burial!

Jtube: Woodlawn: Defeating Goliath

What Goliaths have you slain in your life?

America’s 10 Least Influential Jews

You’re more important than all of them combined.

Jtube: The Present

What is the message of this short film?

Frum or Not Frum?

Telltale signs someone is a religious Jew.

Jewish Mothers Who Helped Build America

May is a month for Mothers, so in their honor, let’s look at a few Jewish mothers who helped build America.

Captain America: Civil War

I’ve always wondered – what’s so bad about taking revenge? Now I know.

Passover in the South of France: My Behind-the-Scenes Report

I worked in the kitchen at a Passover hotel in France. I survived and still love Judaism.

Typical Jewish Mother

It took me until my 50s before I finally realized how much my parents really cared for me, and how much they really loved me.

Jtube: Billy Madison: Bullying

What is the power of saying I am sorry?

How to Enjoy Israeli Independence Day Like an Israeli

Start your celebration with a “Mangal” – which is an Israeli BBQ that is too small to cook on.

Jtube: Big Think: John Cleese

Has political correctness gone too far?

10 Ways the UK’s Labour Party Plans to Reach Out to British Jews

Britain’s Labour party has an anti-Semitism problem. This is an advanced copy of their PR plan to rectify that problem.

Jtube: Quit Wearing Busy Like a Badge of Honor

Is being busy a badge of honor for you? Why?

Helllooo?!

Don’t you get annoyed when people want to point out that you said something stupid and say, “Hellllooooo?!?!”

Shakespearowitz?

Shakespeare’s Jewish connection, and a scene from my Jewish rendition of Hamlet, called “Hemlet.”

What Jewish History Forgot: Passover Edition

Do you know who made the first American Haggadah? If you think it was Manischewitz, think again!

Why Is This Pesach Glossary Different From All Others?

Afikomen Omen: Noun. The unfortunate curse of never being able to locate the hidden Matzah.

Jtube: Master Ayub's Park School in Pakistan

Who was your all-time favorite teacher and why?

The Sixty Questions

60 questions I asked at last year Seder including: How did I put on eight pounds already? I haven't eaten anything yet?!

Jtube: Nico's Incredible Story

What limitations do you want to overcome this Passover?

What Matchmakers Are Really Saying

Don’t let shadchans throw you off. They’re putting you down, but it’s for your own good.

Remembering Garry Shandling

Jewish comedian Gary Shandling leaves behind a legacy of laughter.

Half Genius, Half Jerk

Do you have Unconscious Mental Farblungenheit syndrome?

Board Games With A Jewish Twist!

Parker Brothers has changed to Parker Stein. Wanna play?

Jtube: Daddy's Home

What's the best way for a child to handle a bully?

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

At the age of 85 and after the passing of his first wife, Morty Solomon found Adella Spielman, 81 and they decided to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Morty suggests that they go in.

Morty addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes."

Morty: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Morty: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Morty: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Morty: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Morty: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Morty: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."

Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works."

Morty: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."

Morty: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."



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